Glib and Reginald

Glib and Reginald were the sons of two local Lords of Bectonia from the lands of Breckland and Amandzane. Seeking to stregthen their alliance the lords swore by the gods that their first borns would be wed and that nothing could stop it. After consulting the oracles, it seemed this deal would result in much profit for the two kingdoms and they legally bound it to a Promise Emerald, a gem that bestowed great misfortune on those who broke their oaths.

Unfortunately, they were both born male. As fate would have it, Glib was gay, yet Reginald was not. After much trepidation their wedding day came. Reginald was so drunk that he nearly died. The parties thrown the night before were legendary, and but only one portrait was made. That portrait being of Reginald and Glib with a tiger, a unicorn, 3 gnolls, a singing sword, a local crime lord, and the legendary Deck of Many Things. Some say that a Staff of the Magi can be seen in the background but speculation is all that is left. The two don't remember anything that happened last night and after a long quest home the two were brought into union. Having legally fulfilling the promise, they annulled the marriage 3 days later and the both lived happily ever after.